Welcome to the Undersecretary of Inefficiency's office, where meetings last all day and the copier is always out of paper. We're a team of highly trained professionals who are dedicated to finding new and creative ways to do things the hard way.
The Undersecretary of Inefficiency is responsible for ensuring that our team's output is always at least 20% below par. They are an expert in doing the same tasks in 5 different ways before finally getting them done, and are particularly skilled at turning simple requests into Byzantine bureaucratic nightmares.
For more information on how to contact us, please see our contact page. Or don't. We're not really sure how to do that either.