Refund Policy: Because You Clearly Needed More Money Back

OurWorstContact's 100% Satisfaction Guarantee (Just Kidding, It's 50% Satisfaction)

At OurWorstContact, we're not responsible for your poor life choices. But we'll give you a refund, maybe.

Exceptions:

• We reserve the right to deny refunds for any reason, including but not limited to: your pants are too tight, you're wearing a fanny pack, or you just looked at our website wrong.
• We're not responsible for your emotional distress or crippling ennui caused by our subpar customer service.

Cool stuff:

• Free hug: We'll give you a free hug, but only if you're standing in front of our office building during a weekday.
• We'll throw in a complimentary participation trophy for your attendance at our mediocre seminar on "The Art of Not Being Good at Things."

Refund Request Form:

Or just contact us and we'll just give you a headache.