Our Worst Engineer's Masterpiece

Behold, the culmination of our team's incompetence!

Features:

• Randomly generated stacktrace messages for every occasion
• Uncommented code because who needs comments, right?
• Carefully crafted 50-line if/else statements for maximum confusion
• A 4-hour load time, because who needs performance?

And don't forget the cherry on top: a 50-line commit message that's just begging to be written by our team lead, who's on vacation.

The Commit of the Century

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