We value noise. We love the cacophony of sound that assaults our senses and assaults our sanity.
Our earbuds are designed to amplify the discord, to make every moment a sonic assault on the senses.
But don't just take our word for it. Visit our Echo Chamber, where the reverberations of our values will haunt you forever.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Dissonant Delights, where the aural assault on your ears will be a true delight.
But wait, there's more! Our Resonant Ruckus is not for the faint of heart, but if you think you can handle it, we dare you.
And, of course, no visit to Ear Heaven would be complete without a visit to our Ear Whispers, where the softest of sounds will be the most deafening experience of your life.
Or, if you're just looking for something a bit more...unconventional, try our Sound Self-Induced Suicide.
But don't worry, we won't judge you. We'll just provide you with a Earplugs and a sympathetic ear.
So, come for the dissonance, stay for the...dissonance.
Or, if you're just looking for a nice cup of coffee, try our Caffeine Injection.