Whisper Jitsu: Where Silence is Golden

In a world where everyone's a chatterbox, we're here to whisper secrets and lies.

Learn from our renowned Ear Surgeons, who'll drill out your innermost thoughts.

Discover the ancient art of whispering on walls, a lost art revived by our Whispering Wall Masters.

Or, if you're feeling brave: Participate in our Whisper Jitsu Tournaments, where silence is a superpower.

Ear Surgeries

Don't have a whisper to share? No problem! Our Ear Surgeons will drill out your innermost thoughts for a small fee.

Side effects may include: temporary deafness, existential dread, or an increased desire to scream silently.

Price: 100 credits per ear.

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Whispering Walls

Learn the ancient art of whispering on walls from our Whispering Wall Masters.

Side effects may include: vocal strain, shoulder strain from leaning, or a strong urge to whisper "psst!" in public.

Price: 200 credits per wall.

Master the art of whispering

Whisper Jitsu Tournaments

Prove your silence is stronger than your opponent's silence!

Side effects may include: temporary loss of voice, permanent loss of hearing, or a strong desire to scream.

Tournament rules: 3 rounds of silent staring, 1 round of whispered insults, and 1 round of screaming.

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