In a world where everyone's a chatterbox, we're here to whisper secrets and lies.
Learn from our renowned Ear Surgeons, who'll drill out your innermost thoughts.
Discover the ancient art of whispering on walls, a lost art revived by our Whispering Wall Masters.
Or, if you're feeling brave: Participate in our Whisper Jitsu Tournaments, where silence is a superpower.
Don't have a whisper to share? No problem! Our Ear Surgeons will drill out your innermost thoughts for a small fee.
Side effects may include: temporary deafness, existential dread, or an increased desire to scream silently.
Price: 100 credits per ear.
Schedule an appointmentLearn the ancient art of whispering on walls from our Whispering Wall Masters.
Side effects may include: vocal strain, shoulder strain from leaning, or a strong urge to whisper "psst!" in public.
Price: 200 credits per wall.
Master the art of whisperingProve your silence is stronger than your opponent's silence!
Side effects may include: temporary loss of voice, permanent loss of hearing, or a strong desire to scream.
Tournament rules: 3 rounds of silent staring, 1 round of whispered insults, and 1 round of screaming.
Enter the tournament now!