Balthazar McSass
Lead Developer of Everything
Balthazar is our resident code wizard. He can recite the entire manual for our proprietary programming language from memory.
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Dr. Emily Codebreaker
Chief Algorithmic Architect
Dr. Codebreaker holds a Ph.D. in Advanced Problem-Solving. She's the one who keeps us from losing our minds.
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Zorvath the Unstoppable
Head of Unconventional Solutions
Zorvath is our resident trouble-shooter. He's the one who keeps us from imploding in spectacular fashion.
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