Our Team

Meet the people who keep our organization's geekiness level at an all-time high.

Balthazar McSass

Lead Developer of Everything
Balthazar is our resident code wizard. He can recite the entire manual for our proprietary programming language from memory.
Read about Balthazar's adventures

Dr. Emily Codebreaker

Chief Algorithmic Architect
Dr. Codebreaker holds a Ph.D. in Advanced Problem-Solving. She's the one who keeps us from losing our minds.
Read about Dr. Codebreaker's research

Zorvath the Unstoppable

Head of Unconventional Solutions
Zorvath is our resident trouble-shooter. He's the one who keeps us from imploding in spectacular fashion.
Read about Zorvath's exploits