Welcome, fellow hoarders, to the mecca of all things hoarded. Here, we proudly declare our love for the art of collecting, the thrill of the hunt, and the joy of the accumulation.
We believe that a house is not a home without a few thousand boxes of vintage typewriters, a collection of rare, unsharpened pencils, or a shelf full of antique door knobs. We're not just collectors, we're curators, conservators, and enthusiasts.
The more stuff we have, the merrier we are. The more cluttered our lives become, the more we thrive.
We love our stuff, and our stuff loves us. We won't let anyone take it away.
We'll never say no to a good deal, a free gift, or a 'maybe' that might turn into a 'yes'.
We're not just collectors; we're archaeologists, excavating the hidden treasures of garage sales, estate sales, and thrift stores.
We're not just accumulating stuff; we're accumulating memories, stories, and the weight of our ancestors' possessions.
And so, join us in our noble pursuit of hoarding. May our shelves be full, our closets be bursting, and our lives be forever changed.
Join the Hoard and become part of the most esteemed, most revered, most utterly bewildering community on the web.
May our paths cross, and may our collections grow.
The Hoarders' Union