Our flower therapy sessions are not just a way to connect with nature, but also a way to empty your wallet. Each session comes with a complimentary side of existential dread and a 20% chance of getting stuck in a 2-hour conversation about the meaning of life with our lead therapist, Dr. Bloom.
Cost: $500 per hour, with a minimum of 5 hours required to "get to the root" of your issues.
Side effects may include: increased self-awareness, temporary feelings of euphoria, and a strong desire to question the value of modern society.
Frequently Asked Questions about our flower therapy sessions.