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Reality Upgrade Terms

By accessing Pandaemonium's Reality Upgrade service, you agree to the following terms:

Section 1: Reality Distortion Field

Pandaemonium's Reality Distortion Field (RDF) is a proprietary technology that allows us to subtly alter your reality.

We reserve the right to distort your reality in any way we see fit, including but not limited to:

Changing the flavor of your favorite snack
Making your favorite celebrity's hair look like a bird's nest
Inserting the sound of a dripping faucet into your dream's soundtrack

By accepting these terms, you grant us permission to do so.

Section 2: Reality Upgrade Disclaimer

Please note that Reality Upgrades may not be suitable for all individuals. If you experience any of the following symptoms, please do not hesitate to contact our support team:

Reality Disorientation Syndrome (RDS)
Temporal Looping
Existential Crisis

We are not responsible for any emotional or psychological damage caused by our Reality Upgrades.

For more information on Reality Upgrades, please visit Pandaemonium's Reality Upgrades page.