Reality Upgrades: Invisibility Pants

You're a busy panda, and sometimes you just need to disappear. Our Invisibility Pants are here to help! Made with the finest Stealth Brooches, these babies will have you sneaking past your coworkers in no time.

Features:

• 100% Invisibility Guaranteed (except on Tuesdays)
• Adjustable Invisibility Levels (from Stealth to "I'm just hiding from the mailman")
• Comes with a complimentary Reality Goggles to help you adjust to your new surroundings

Get Your Hands on Some Invisibility Pants Today!