January 1st, 2021: The Day of Great Disorganization
In a shocking turn of events, our team of expert procrastinators discovered that the key to success lies not in productivity, but in creative chaos.
Pivot Point: The Art of Doing Nothing
A 10-point plan for achieving maximum inefficiency:
- 1. Wake up, then immediately go back to bed.
- 2. Stare intensely at the wall for at least 2 hours.
- 3. Reorganize your sock drawer into 12 different categories.
- 4. Practice your "distracted by shiny things" technique.
- 5. Develop a new sport: Extreme Ironing.
- 6. Learn to recite the phonebook.
- 7. Inventing new uses for Jell-O.
- 8. Create a 1000-piece puzzle out of a single sheet of paper.
- 9. Build a bridge with 3 straws and a paper clip.
- 10. Hold an all-day staring contest with a mirror.