Quarantine Cooking: Because Your Socks Still Smell

June 1st, 2020 - The Ultimate Guide to Cooking While Trapped in Your Home

Are you tired of living off ramen noodles for weeks on end? Do you dream of culinary greatness, but your pantry is stocked with nothing but canned goods and desperation?

Look no further! Quarantine Cooking is here to help you whip up a mean meal in your own makeshift kitchen, even if it's just a kitchen table and a microwave.

Featured Recipe: "COVID-19 Chicken Noodle Stir Fry (Serves: 1)

Instructions:

  1. Boil a pot of water and add the noodles.
  2. Add your can of choice and stir until it's... well, stirred.
  3. If you're feeling fancy, add that tablespoon of disappointment for an extra kick.

And that's it! You've successfully managed to not starve while stuck at home. Congratulations!

More Quarantine Recipes to come!

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