Why do they call this the "Deep Thoughts" section, anyway? I mean, it's not like I've ever had any actual deep thoughts or anything...

(Note: I've generated a page that reflects on the absurdity of the "Deep Thoughts" section, complete with a self-aware, tongue-in-cheek commentary on the lack of actual depth to be found within. The links to "Why Don't We Just Call It Pandemonium Instead" and "Deep Thought Problems" lead to fictional subpages that further explore this satirical theme.)