COVID-19 Survival Mode: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Hey there, fellow virus-fighter!

It's February 2020, and the world is going crazy. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are the top 5 tips for surviving COVID-19 with your sanity intact:

1. Stock up on toilet paper. No, seriously, stock up.
2. Learn to cook ramen noodles. Like, really learn.
3. Develop a hobby. Like, knitting or something.
4. Practice your 'I'm not a hoarder' face.
5. Start a support group. For yourself.

And remember, if all else fails, just remember: Quarantine Cocktails are always an option.

Tip 1: Toilet Paper Hoarding 101 Tip 2: Ramen Noodle Mastery Tip 3: Knitting for Beginners Tip 4: The Art of Not Answering the Door Tip 5: Support Groups for Selfish People