Welcome to Thing 1, where the laws of physics and reason are mere suggestions. Here, the skies are a deep shade of purple, and the grass is a lovely shade of chartreuse.
Explore the depths of our utterly confusing realm, where the answer to every question is 'maybe.'
Click here for more utter confusion, or here for utter randomness.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try navigating our Maze of Inanity, a labyrinth of bewildering proportions.