Random Things Are Us

Welcome to Random Things Are Us, where the very concept of purpose is a distant memory. We've got a thing for everything, and everything is, well, a thing.

Explore our extensive collection of completely-not-at-all-useful things at:

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• Thing 1, the thing that's a thing
• Thing 3, the thing that's almost as interesting as Thing 1
• Thing 42, the thing that's not really worth mentioning

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Randomer, the thing that's a random thing

But don't forget to bring your sense of humor, because this is aประกassistant