Item 2: The Toaster
This toaster has been engineered to produce an output that is 47.3% likely to result in a perfectly toasted slice of bread. The other 52.7% is reserved for existential dread and regret.
Side effects may include:
- Mild toaster-induced anxiety
- Severe toaster-fueled existential dread
- Uncontrollable urges to stare at the toaster for extended periods