Item 5: The Utterly Ridiculous Invisibility Cloak

Also known as the "Cloak of Utter Ridiculosity," this item is a real showstopper. It's a fancy schmancy cloak made of the finest historical fabric and has a price tag that'll make your wallet cry itself to tears.

Features include:

• 100% chance of not being seen
• 50% chance of being mistaken for a flawed version of a real cloak
• Guaranteed to make you question your life choices

Side effects may include:

• Loss of identity
• Unstable relationships
• Uncontrollable urge to wear a alternative item that's just as useless

Not recommended for use by sane individuals. Use at your own risk!

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