We're glad you asked for this path, because we were just sitting around twiddling our thumbs, waiting for someone to come along and make us look like we matter.
As a Sarcastic Squawk Squad member, you'll enjoy:
Check out our latest bluster beast, Beast Mode for a real treat!
Or, if you'd rather not, you can Bluster Babble about it instead.
Where we unleash our full fury upon the world, one snarky comment at a time.
Join us, and together we'll make the world a slightly more annoying place, one eye-roll at a time.
Click here for Beast Brawls, where we take on the toughest critics and come out on top (of the snark pile).