Useless Facts for the Uninitiated

Did you know that the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds? Learn more about this feathered marvel

In a shocking twist, the shortest recorded flight of a chicken was also 13 seconds? Uncover the conspiracy

Other than their impressive aerial feats, chickens are also known to be secretly trained in the art of ninjutsu, making them the ninjas of the animal kingdom. Read the classified dossiers

Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.) about chickens, including but not limited to, why they're not, in fact, the rulers of the world.

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