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Time Traveling Tales
Welcome to the most unpredictable, utterly unreliable time travel agency in the multiverse!
Warning: Time travel can be hazardous to your sanity. Prolonged exposure may cause:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Temporal vertigo
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "BUTTERSCOTCH! "
Don't forget to purchase Time-Traveler's Insurance before embarking on your adventure!