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Welcome to the most spectacularly disastrous auction house in all of Pandemonium, where the unwary and the desperate come to part with their abandoned dreams for the lowest of prices. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Today's featured item: A 1987 Pontiac Firebird with 120,000 miles and a mysterious smell that will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Bid now and take home this clunker for the low, low price of $500! More clunkers like this one
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try your luck with the Disaster Dragsters, a selection of high-performance vehicles with high-performance problems.
Don't forget to check out our Disaster Dragsters For Sale section for the full list of our most... interesting vehicles.
And if you're still feeling brave, take a look at our Pandemonium Pitfalls section, where you can browse our selection of abandoned dreams, broken promises, and shattered hopes and dreams.