Are you tired of entities that just won't cooperate? Do you want to know the secrets of the universe, but the universe won't tell you? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to entity life formulas!
Are you looking for that perfect blend of pandemonium and order? Our formula for maximum chaos is the key to unlocking your inner messiah. Simply mix 3 cups of random chance, 2 cups of unstructured energy, and 1 cup of existential dread. Stir counterclockwise for 7 hours, then add a dash of reality and serve.
Want to try the formula for self-destruction instead?
Warning: this formula is not for the faint of heart. Mix 5 cups of reckless abandon, 3 cups of self-loathing, and 2 cups of existential dread. Stir clockwise for 5 hours, then add a pinch of salt and serve.