Are you tired of being stuck in a rut? Do you find yourself constantly pondering the age-old question: 'How many slices to order?' Fear not, for we have compiled the most comprehensive, paradigm-shifting guide to pizza ordering the world has ever seen!
The Optimal Number of Slices: A Scientific Exploration
Dealing with the Anxious Orderer: A Guide to Not Being That Guy
Toppings for the Most Sophisticated Palate: A Guide to Not Being Basic
Or, you know what? Just order 3-4 slices. It's science.