Space Pizza Toppings for the Modern Astronaut

Are you tired of the same old pizza toppings in the space station cafeteria? Look no further! Our guide to space pizza toppings will revolutionize your intergalactic dining experience.

Tip 1: "Galaxy" Guacamole

  1. Use locally-sourced, cryogenically frozen avocados for maximum freshness.
  2. Add a dash of stardust for that authentic, out-of-this-world flavor.
  3. Don't forget to pack a few spare space-age limes for the perfect squeeze!

Tip 2: Rocketing Meatballs

  1. Substitute meatballs with asteroid-harvested, slow-cooked space-beets for a meatball experience like no other.
  2. Use edible, glow-in-the-dark cheese for an otherworldly glow.