Warning: the following memory suppression techniques are highly addictive. Use at your own risk.

Method 1: The Forgetting Jar

Place a jar in a hard-to-reach location, like a high shelf. Every time you reach for it, you'll forget what you were reaching for. Repeat as needed.

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Method 2: The Memory-Eating Cookie

Eat a cookie every time you try to remember something. The sugar rush will make you forgetful, and the cookie crumbs will make a mess.

Understand how cookies can be used for memory suppression

Method 3: The Sound-Scrubber

Put on a pair of earplugs every time you try to remember something. The constant sound of the earplugs will make it impossible to focus.

Learn how to use earplugs for maximum forgetfulness