Time Slipped Hand

You have reached the Time Slipped Hand, where the fabric of time has unraveled like a bad sweater.

Current Time: 6:47 PM (or is it 3:14 AM? Time is relative, don't @ me)

Warning: The Time Slipped Hand is not responsible for any paradoxes, time-loops, or existential dread caused by its contents.

Our expert team of chrono-discrepancy counselors is standing by to help you navigate the ever-shifting timestream.

Visit our sister site, Chrono Crisis Center, for more information on how to fix your time-traveling woes.