In our infinite dimensional kitchen, the crusts of reality are forever shifting. The sauce of certainty is forever in doubt. And the cheese of choice is a mystery.
Our Quantum Effects Department is currently experimenting with:
For the love of all that is pineapple-topped, do not attempt to grasp the intricacies of quantum uncertainty in a non-scientific setting. Trust us, it's a recipe for disaster.
May cause temporary loss of reality, permanent confusion, or spontaneous combustion. Side effects may include:
Please do not attempt to recreate the experiment at home. We're watching you from the infinite dimensions.