Warning: the humor in these jokes is so sharp, it'll create a paradox that sucks you into another universe.
Here's one that's guaranteed to make you laugh so hard, you'll create a singularity:
Q: Why did the physicist in the parallel universe break up with his girlfriend?
A: Because he could never wave his hand in front of her face!
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