Chapter 1: Arrival
Upon arriving at a party, make eye contact with the host and give them a firm handshake. If they're not paying attention, make a loud, awkward 'WOOHOO!' to get their attention.
Chapter 2: Gift-Giving
When giving gifts, make sure to bring something that will get noticed. A good starting point is a tacky, hand-painted 'WORLD'S BEST FRIEND' mug.
Chapter 3: Food and Drink
When grabbing food, always make sure to pick up the most expensive-looking item. If it's a buffet, just take the biggest, most colorful dish you can find.
Chapter 4: Departure
When leaving, make sure to announce your departure with a loud, dramatic 'I'm OUTTA HERE, BUDDY!'
For more information, check out our Chapter 5: The Art of Sudden Departure, or our Chapter 6: The Etiquette of Gift-Taking.