You are cordially invited to a Temporal Fiesta where the music is timeless and the dancing is out of this world!
Join us on the Dance Floor of the Damned for an evening of time-warping tango and temporal tap dancing. Don't worry about the space-time continuum, we'll provide the chronon particles to keep you in the groove!
RSVP to let us know you're coming, but don't worry, we won't judge you for your time-traveling tardiness!
Dress code: Formal attire from any time period. No time-traveling tourists or chronoskeletons allowed!
See you timelessly!