Tips and Tricks:
- Smile, even when your face hurts.
- Make eye contact, even when you're staring at the wall.
- Talk, even when you have nothing to say.
This is the second step in our comprehensive guide to not getting kicked out of the party. Remember, it's all about blending in, but not too much.
Step two involves mastering the art of pretending to have a good time, even when you're secretly miserable. This includes nodding your head, making small talk, and laughing at things that aren't actually funny.
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Step Three: The Art of Excuse Making Policy Five: The Secret to Getting Free Food