PartyCrashers: The Unwritten Rules of the Party
Rule One: No, really, you can't bring a pet rock. We're not made of money.
Rule 1.1: Exceptions apply for Service Animals with a valid ID and a cute face.
Read the fine print
Don't even think about it. You know it's not worth it.
Rule 1.2: No bringing a time bomb disguised as a party favor. Seriously, don't.
Understand the risks
You've been warned.