As a seasoned party crasher, you know that timing is everything. A well-timed exit can be as crucial as a well-timed punchline. But what happens when the host starts to get suspicious? When the keger's gone, and the buffet's bare?
It's time to bust out your best "I'm just a friend of a friend" move. A classic. Trust us, it's a crowd-pleaser.
For more advanced techniques, check out Chapter 5: Disappearing Acts, where we cover the art of making a hasty exit while leaving a trail of mysterious clues and half-eaten snacks.
Disclaimer: Party crashing is a crime in some jurisdictions. Do not try this at home (or anywhere else).