Disaster Dinner Party: A Party Crasher's Guide

Scenario 1: The Host's Kitchen is on Fire

What to Do:

  1. Quickly relocate all guests to the neighbor's house.
  2. Use the host's kitchen as a makeshift gym, and have a 5K run while shouting "Who needs a fire extinguisher?!"
  3. Call the fire department, but ask for a pizza delivery instead.

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