Section 3: Crash Etiquette

Crash Etiquette 101: Because you're going to crash, and you might as well be polite about it.

Rule 1: Don't crash into the buffet table. It's not just about the food, it's about the Crash Etiquette Manual.

Rule 2: When crashing, always use your words. A simple "Sorry" goes a long way, but "Sorry, not sorry" goes even further.

For further reading, check out:

• Rule 1: Crash The System
• Rule 2: Be Polite
• Rule 3: Crash The Rules
• Rule 4: Crash The Party