A: It's a thing of great power and great responsibility. We're talking end-of-world, apocalypse, and possibly, just possibly, the end of your aunt Edna's bingo nights.
Q: How do I join the Party Prophets Crashers Unite squad?
A: Fill out this form in triplicate, and be prepared to recite the ancient incantation of the chicken dance in front of the elders of the party.
A: Benefits include:
A: Well, you'll be forced to listen to our 3-hour-long lecture on the history of disco, and possibly have to watch a slideshow of our leader's vacation photos from 1982.