Professor Peculiar's quantum physics consulting services: Because who needs answers when you can have probabilities?
A: A conundrum so complex, it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded. But don't worry, Professor Peculiar's here to help.
A: With a healthy dose of chaos theory and a calculator full of cat videos.
A: No. That's like asking me to explain the meaning of life. But I can offer you a nice cup of tea and a cookie.