Pencil Sharpening Conferences 2018 - The Booths

Welcome to the Pencil Sharpening Conferences 2018, a gathering of the finest pencil sharpeners in the land. Our booths are filled with the latest and greatest in pencil sharpening technology.

Expo Hall

Explore the Expo Hall to discover:

Sharp-O-Matic - A pencil sharpener that sharpens pencils at an alarming rate.
Pointy Tipper - A pencil sharpener with an adjustable point size feature.
Ergo Sharper - A pencil sharpener designed for ergonomic comfort.

Speakers

Our speakers include:

Dr. Jane Sharp, Pencil Sharpening Expert
Mr. John Pencil, CEO of Pencil Industries
Ms. Sharpie, Pencil Sharpener Designer

Exhibitors

Our exhibitors include:

Pencil-Palooza - A vendor of colorful pencils.
Eraser-R-Us - A company that specializes in erasers.

Food and Drink

Enjoy our food and drink vendors:

Pencil Pie - A bakery that serves pencil-shaped cookies.
Sharp-Tea - A tea shop that serves tea for the discerning sharpened mind.

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