Warning: You're about to enter a state of heightened alertness
Permit Processing Cafe is not responsible for the consequences of overcaffeination. Our expert baristas have crafted the perfect blend to put you into a state of caffeine-induced euphoria.
Side effects may include:
- Rapid heartbeat
- Increased productivity
- Impromptu bursts of creativity
- Temporary loss of social skills
- Uncontrollable urges to type on a keyboard
Don't worry, it's just a side effect of being awesome.
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