Welcome to Perpetual Disconnection, Slow-Mo Mode

You're stuck in a never-ending time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over.

This is the 345th time you've read this message. You're getting the hang of it.

Try not to blink, or you'll miss it.

Play Time-Loop Trivia to pass the time. Re-live the most epic moments of your life... again, and again, and again.

Warning: excessive use of Time-Loop Trivia may lead to Temporal Overload.