Quantum Fluctuations in Socks (QFS) is a phenomenon that's about to change the way you think about footwear.
It's a fact: every time you put on a new pair of socks, there's a 99.9% chance that the universe will suddenly and inexplicably decide to make them appear 3 inches longer than they should.
Don't worry, it's not your fault! It's just the universe being its usual, unpredictable self.
But wait, it gets better! Sometimes the universe will also make your socks float in mid-air for exactly 4.2 seconds before settling back into your feet. It's like they're trying to tell you something...
...but what, you ask? Ah, that's for you to figure out.
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