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Today's Featured Theory:

The Loop-the-Loop Theory of Time-Space Continuity

A groundbreaking new concept where the fabric of space-time is looped, making it easier to get from point A to point B, but not really.

Don't forget to check out our latest experiment, where we try to loop a loop, and then loop it again, but not really.