Chrono-Couch Surplus

Time travel technology at your fingertips (or should we say, at the tip of your couch cushions?)! Welcome to Chrono-Couch Surplus, where we sell everything you need to navigate the space-time continuum with ease. Or not.

Our Featured Products

• Time Socks - Because you never know when you'll need to travel through time and space while still looking stylish!
• Time Teleport Tubes - For when you want to go from point A to point B in the space-time continuum without getting lost or stuck in an infinite loop.
• Time Surplus Tea - Our special blend of herbs and spices to soothe your time-traveling nerves.

Customer Reviews

Our customers love us! Here's what they have to say:

• 5/5 stars - "I used the Time Socks to attend a meeting with my future self. It was a real game-changer!" - John D.
• 4/5 stars - "I'm still trying to get the Time Teleport Tubes to work. Any tips?" - Jane S.

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