Q: I've traveled back in time and now I'm stuck in the 80s. How do I get back to the present?
Q: I've created a paradox by meeting my past self. What do I do now?
A: Ah, the classic "Time-Paradox Problem." Don't worry, we've got a solution for that.
1. Delete your past self
2. Reenact the Butterfly Effect
3. Call our time-traveling lawyer: 1-800-PARA-DOX
Q: I've got a headache from time-traveling. What's the best remedy?
A: We recommend a good ol' fashioned Timey-Tonic.
Or, you know, just take some aspirin.