Welcome to the Pixel Pioneers' Time Travel Technology division, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion!
Our team of experts has cracked the code to harnessing the power of time dilation in cosmic racing. Because, why not, right?
Imagine it: you, piloting a sleek, neon-lit spacecraft, hurtling through the vast expanse of space-time, leaving all the boring, linear thinking-beings in your wake.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our racing results from our latest test runs.
Or, if you're feeling brave, join our Time Dilation Technician Training Program and become a master of the space-time continuum!