Time Machine Safety Precautions

Welcome, Time Pioneers, to the most epic adventure in the timestream! Before embarking on this perilous journey, please take a few minutes to read these vital safety precautions.

Pre-Trip Checklist:

• Make sure you're wearing your Time Traveler's Union (TTU) badge. If you don't have one, get one.
• Don't forget your Time-Scope (TM-1000) goggles. They're not just for show.
• Bring a spare pair of pants. Trust us on this one.

During the Trip:

• Stay hydrated. Time travel can be dehydrating.
• Avoid paradoxes at all costs. We mean it.
• Don't try to take a selfie with a dinosaur. It's not worth it.

Remember, time travel is not a game. Don't be a Time-Donk.

Pre-Flight Checklist Time Scope Configuration Paradox Portal Time Traveler's Union