Classical Age Style Guide
Time travellers, welcome to the most refined era of human history! The Classical Age was the epitome of sophistication, artistry, and... well, being better than everyone else. Here's a guide to get you started.
Sartorial Splendor
First things first: dress the part. You can't just wear anything, you need to look the part. Think togas, laurels, and togae. Oh, and don't even get us started on the importance of having a decent toga.
Artistic Expression
You can't just be a pretty face, no, no, no! You need to create something worthy of the gods. Take up your lyre, paint your masterpiece, or sculpt your... well, you know.
Some tips from the pros:
- Use only the finest materials: marble, marble, and more marble.
- Don't even think about using that dreadful barbarian stuff, like, uh, "aluminum" or "plastic".
- Make sure your artwork is so good, so good, that it would make even the gods weep with envy.
Dinner Party Etiquette
When hosting a dinner party, make sure to know your place. Don't just invite any old person, invite the likes of Plato, Sophocles, and other high society. Make sure to serve the finest barley wine and olive leaves.
Here's a tip from our resident expert, Toga_Guru: always, always, always wear your toga to the party. Trust us, it's a must.
The Fine Art of Pretentiousness
In a time of such refined culture, being pretentious is an art form. Make sure to talk about how much better everything was in your day. How about that greek philosopher fellow, what's his name again? Oh yes, Pseudo-philosophers of old had nothing on you.