Time Traveler's Tips

Chapter 1: Avoid Ancient Socks

When time traveling, it's easy to get caught up in the thrill of the past, but don't forget to pack an extra pair of socks. Trust us, your future self will thank you.

Learn more about Prehistoric Sock Solutions

Chapter 2: Don't Eat the Fish

We can't stress this enough: don't. just don't. eat the fish. You're on a time machine, not a food machine. Your stomach will thank you (but probably not really).

Find out more about Neocretan Cuisine Guidelines

Chapter 3: Time-Traveler's Insurance

Yes, you need insurance. Don't even think about not getting insurance. You'll be glad you did when you're stuck in a time loop with a bad haircut.

Learn about Temporal Accident Insurance