**DO NOT TRAVEL THROUGH TIME WITHOUT A PROPER BRIEFING**
1. Dress for the Occasion - Wear something that won't stand out in the past. We're talking baggy pants, neon, or neon-colored wigs.
2. Bring Snacks - Time travel can be hungry work. Pack some energy bars or a portable charger for your phone.
3. Learn the Local Lingo - Don't be that guy who says "selfie" in ancient Egypt. Learn some basic phrases in the language of the time and place you're visiting.
4. Respect the Locals - Time travelers are guests. Be kind to the people you meet, even if they're not wearing pants.
5. Leave No Trace - Take all your trash with you when you leave. We don't want no 21st-century plastic bottles polluting the timeline.